Tall, dark and handsome this guy is not. Okay, well, he's got the tall part down. And most of his getup is on the black side. But when it comes to mugs, this dude's about as expressionless and nondescript as a Michael Myers mask worn backwards. Here's what else we know about this tall drink of water:
- Also known as: Poker face, Funkyfingers, Freddy formalwear
- Pet peeves: Subcompact cars and the tiny house movement
- Secret wish: that there was a big and tall men’s shop on every corner
- Dirty little secret: Drafted as the starting center for the Lakers but cut for complete lack of hustle
