Monday, October 5, 2015

Spook spotlight: Svengoolie

Chicagoland's own beloved horror host, Svengoolie, is now immortalized in our Gallery of the Dead. That's right, Sven has joined the ranks of Spirits on Sproat's army of the undead, and he's wielding one badass rubber chicken. Here's the dossier on Berwyn's favorite son:
Voted in high school: Most likely to be elected Mayor of Berwyn
Secret shame: Everything he eats now tastes like rubber chicken
Moonlights as: The manager of a boy band featuring Tombstone, Durwood and Kerwyn
Little-known fact: Nearly underwent breast augmentation surgery to beat Elvira’s TV ratings