Smell that smell? It's not stale peanuts, elephant dung, or sickly sweet cotton candy in the air. It's the smell of the circus of the damned--and the ringleaders are none other than Stabby Stu and Wizzo the Clown, two goofballs who won't kill you with their twisted smiles, but with their Ginsu knives instead.
Best to steer clear of these barbaric bozos. Here's what the FBI has learned about this dastardly duo so far:
- Also known as: The Insane Clown Poseurs
- Favorite catch phrase: “You know what they say about guys with big feet…”
- Personal heroes: Krusty, George W. Bush, Joakim Noah
