They say that in life, it's important to be yourself. But it's hard to do exactly that when a menace as mortifying as The Soul Collector is hanging around. He's known for enslaving the spirits of hapless victims across the globe. Luckily for you, he's kept barricaded behind a chained fence on our lawn and too busy working for El Diablo to bother with you. But don't get on his bad side. Consider what we know about this gory goon:
- Employers: Beelzebub, Halliburton, Karl Rove
- Favorite haunt: Hades and the Department of Motor Vehicles
- Weapons of choice: The O.J. Simpson legal defense team
