Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Spook spotlight: Meet Mr. Hyde

Look hard after October 31 and you'll find neither Hyde nor hair of any evidence that this gruesome ghoul ever lived on our lawn. But during most of October, Mr. Hyde (also known as Dr. Jekyll when he doesn't wake up on the wrong side of the coffin) carves out a nice niche on the old Kentucky bluegrass, just as he can carve out a nice niche in your cranium if you're naive enough to get close.

Here are the top 4 facts on el fright face:
  • Suffers from: Multiple personality disorder, chronic halitosis, cowbell fever
  • Favorite films: Anger Management, Glen or Glenda
  • Personal heroes: The incredible Hulk, O.J. Simpson, Axl Rose
  • Fault: Overdresses for every occasion