Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Spook spotlight: Meet Freddy Krueger

For our next Spirits on Sproat profile, some heavy caffeine is required. That's because you want to stay as awake and alert as possible, lest the black knight of nightmares invade your dreams. Yes, we're talking about the one and only Freddy Krueger. Elm Street may not be anywhere near Sproat Avenue, but you can be sure this fedorah-topped, scalded-faced, striped-sweater-wearing weirdo will be close at hand when you visit our home haunt.

Here are a few fast facts about Freddie:
  • Alias: Dreamsickle
  • Favorite haunt: Shopping mall multiplex theaters in the 1980s
  • Favorite movie: Freddy Got Fingered
  • Buys sweaters at: Value City