Thursday, October 13, 2011

Spook spotlight: Meet the Angel of Death

You can pay a visit to see The Angel of Death, but you definitely don't want him to pay you a visit someday. Wingman to Mrs. Bates and other porch dwellers in the Spirits of Sproat gallery, AoD is into hooded robes (he put a blue Snuggie down on his Santa wish list last year), swinging his scythe around like he owns the place, and keeping a s**t-eating grin on his face at all times.

Fun facts about The Angel of Death:
  • Alias: Grim Reaper, Mr. Snuggles 
  • Favorite haunt: Everywhere you don’t want to be 
  • Secret to his success: Crest Whitening Strips and flossing after every meal